Level 1
( ) said LOL out loud
(x) forgotten your own age
(x) tried to lick your elbow

SO FAR: 2

Level 2
( ) said the wrong name in bed
(x) had unprotected sex
( ) hurt yourself sexing
( ) sexed yourself hurting
((well these are a little personal dontcha think?))
SO FAR: 3

Level 3
( ) Licked your toe
( ) Licked a frozen pole
( ) Licked a dog bone
( ) Licked a dog

SO FAR: 3

Level 4
( ) drank old milk
( ) drank milk right from a cow
( ) ever thought chocolate milk came from brown cows
( ) drank Qwik right from the brown cow
( ) pushed a cow over

SO FAR: 3

Level 5
( ) Eaten bugs
( ) Eaten garbage
( ) Eaten food off the floor after 5 seconds
(x) Eaten a booger (I was little then, jeez!)

SO FAR: 4

Level 6
(x) Been in a 5 seater Car with more than 7 people
( ) Been in a 7 seater van with over 12 people
( ) Driven in a 7 seater van by youself
(x) Driven a tricycle past the age of 3
( ) Driven yourself home to the wrong house

SO FAR: 5

Level 7
( ) Put dirty dishes in the fridge
( ) Put bowls of food in the dishwasher
( ) Put a full glass of juice in the cupboard
( ) Put salt in your coffee
( ) Dropped the cap into the glass your drinking from

SO FAR: 5

Level 8
( ) Jumped over a car
( ) Jumped out of a moving car
( ) Jumped into a thorny bush on purpose
( ) Jumped off a bridge
( ) Jumped off your house

SO far: 5

Level 10
( ) Forgot where you live
( ) Forgot your own birthday
( ) Forgot to zip up in the morning

SO FAR: 5

Level 11
( ) Walked into a Pole
(x) Walked into a Wall
(x) Walked into someone
(x) Walked into a parked car (and boy was that ever funny)

SO FAR: 8

Level 12
( ) Won A Burping contest
( ) Burped the alphabet
( ) Burped just to break the silence
( ) Burped too hard and threw up

SO FAR: 8

Level 13
(x) Eaten a whole bag of chips
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Eaten a whole pizza so no one else could have a slice

SO FAR : 9

Level 14
( ) Caught picking your nose
( ) Caught going to the bathroom outside
( ) Caught with your pants down
( ) Caught having sex
( ) Caught sexing yourself

SO FAR: 9

Level 15
(x) Shoved something up your nose
(x) Picked your nose and studied what came out
(x) Picked your nose till it bled
( ) Let your nose bleed to see the awesome blood all over you
( ) Blew your nose so goddamm hard your whole body hurt

SO FAR: 12

Level
(x) Told a lie
(x) Been caught in a lie
(x) Lied to cover a lie
(x) Lied to cover your ass
( ) Lied to an undercover hooker cop

SO FAR: 16

Level 17
(x) Laughed at someone in pain
(x) Laughed too loud and embarrassed yourself
(x) Laughed at a funeral
( ) Laughed so hard you pissed yourself

SO FAR: 20

Level 18
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Beleived in Santa past the age of 8
( ) Beleived your folks that a bunny laid chocolate eggs outside
(x) Beleived you were never too old for trick or treating

SO FAR: 21

Level 19
( ) Threw a party for yourself
( ) Threw a ball at yourself
( ) Threw up on yourself
( ) Threw a ball at a wall that returned directly to your crotch
( ) Threw a superball in the house and took it right in the face

SO FAR: 21

Level 20
(x) Pretended to know what you are doing
( ) Pretended you were hot shit
(x) Pretended you werent listening
( ) Pretended you were Spiderman

SO FAR: 23

Level 22
(x) Fell on the sidewalk
(x) Fell down the stairs
(x) Fell UP the stairs
(x) went Sledding down the stairs

SO FAR: 27

Level 23
( ) Tried to do a real cool backflip
( ) and busted your ass
(x) Tried to do a real cool cartwheel
( ) and didnt lift your feet, retard

SO FAR: 28

Level 24
( ) Ate food that you just kinda found
( ) Ate the mystery food in the back of the fridge
( ) Ate something nasty to get a laugh
( ) Cried when no one laughed

SO FAR: 28

Level 25
(x) Cried when you hurt yourself
(x) Cried when you didnt get your way
( ) Cried over spilled milk
( ) Cried after sex (now who does that?)

SO FAR: 30

Level 26
( ) Gone swimming naked
(x) Gone swimming in a strangers pool
( ) Gone swimming with a hose in the yard
( ) Gone swimming in a stank ass pond
( ) Gone swimming in the bathtub like a champ

SO FAR: 31

Level 27
( ) rode a Pony
( ) rode a Donkey
( ) rode a lawnmower pretending it was awesome racecar
( ) rode a shovel pretending it was an awesome spaceship
( ) rode the dog

SO FAR: 31

Level 28
( ) Locked yourself out of your house
( ) Locked yourself out of your car
( ) Locked yourslef IN the car
( ) Trapped yourself in a child's plastic house
( ) Tangled yourself up in a rope
( ) Tangled yourself up in a hose
( ) Locked yourslef in the trunk WITH the keys

SO FAR: 31

Level 29
( ) over-cooked a fancy meal
( ) over-cooked the EasyMAC
( ) over-cooked a pop-tart
( ) over-cooked a tiny plastic army man
( ) over-cooked yourself at the beach

SO FAR: 31

Level 31
(x) Bitten plastic fruit
( ) bit too hard and hurt your teeth
( ) bit down before the fork got in your mouth
( ) Lifted an empty soda you thought was full thereby flinging it
(x) Overcompensated en extra step in the stairs that wasnt there

SO FAR: 33

Level 32
( ) Mistaken a stranger for a family member and blabbed at them
(x) Mistaken a man for a woman or vice-verca
( ) Shaved your eyebeows
( ) Poked yourself in the eye with safety goggles! sweet irony

TOTAL: 33
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I've Done ___ of the 120 stupidest things


There hows that for STOOPID